...I'd take our family over normal anyday

Fandom: Harry Potter/Fatal Frame (otherwise known as Project zero a horror game)
Title: Itsuki Goes to Hogwarts
Pairing: Hermione/Itsuki.
Rating: PG-13 for curses only. Not even a kiss in here.
Spoilers: Some mentions of Hermiones varies dates throughout Hogwarts.
Summary/Notes: This is just a reply to this meme here. Yuae asked for Hermione and Itsuki to be paired together and I got REALLY carried away. It exceeded the limit for a comment reply (the word count is about 7000) and so I ended up posting it as a fanfic. This is basically a very silly little story I typed out (not beta-read so if you spot any mistakes, please point it out) not meant to be taken seriously. It's just here to make you laugh, especially if it's just for the "WTF"-ness.
Feedback: Yes please :D Even if it's just to recommend an asylum.
Disclaimer: I think it's pretty obvious just from how bizarre this is that I own nothing.

( Of course, no matter how hard he tries he can never be the very top student because in every single one of his classes Hermione Jean Granger has that position filled. )